I was leaving the store tonight and parked across from me was a compact car with two adults in the front seat. I caught a glance of them out of the corner of my eye and noticed they were making out. Awkward! I chose to use my manners as I got into my car and avert my eyes. However, I was overjoyed as I was sitting in my front seat and I had a better view. They were looking at each other talking. Their faces were nearly touching in this car it was so small. At first, I was just caught off guard by the humor of my miscalculation due to depth perception and the proximity of a to b. However, I guess compact kissing would be easier. Ironically, so would compact arguing.
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